the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
some people low key stanning for guk now he’s got a new haircut. i see you. where were you during the ‘Great ‘Stache’ of August or the ‘Headband Revolution’ of mid-2014? Where were you during the ‘Day of the Ugly Crocs’? nowhere, that’s where.